1. thrashturbate:

    cynical-bee:

    thrashturbate:

    I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

    no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

    this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

    Reblogged from: sebastianvaels-swayinghips
  2. betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

    betterbemeta:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [klaroline]

    But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

    water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

    Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

    Reblogged from: kateargen
  3. a-fictional-vaudeville:

    lyeekha:

    mikki-tsukiyomi:

    Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

    Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses

    because that’s amazing

    As soon as this happened in the movie I just started laughing with that wonderful realization.

  4. thebearmuse:

    New head canon: Cassandra buys multiple copies of books, just so she can finish reading the story AND stab it when something she doesn’t like happens.

    Reblogged from: thegethwarden
  5. ioccasionallyburnthings:

    acquaintedwithrask:

    ramavoite:

    toad-hollow:

    puffpuffpeace:

    smokeweeedgethigh:

    greeneyed-l4dy:

    popadoseyo:

    what did i just watch

    dead

    Lmao

    dying

    OMFG

    At first I thought it was guys trying to make pattycake sound like a demonic summoning ritual. Fortunately I kept listening.

    THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME THO I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN YEARS OMG

    Oh my god

    Reblogged from: fadebound
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  8. whatifigetbored:

    stevesbuck:

    captain america | crack!vid

    this is literally the most perfect thing I have ever seen

    Reblogged from: winchester-holmes
  9. 14.08.01

    Reblogged from: stravaganza
  10. actualorsino:


It seems we all have something else to look forward to in Inquisition!

Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by packs of giant spiders.

    actualorsino:

    It seems we all have something else to look forward to in Inquisition!

    Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by packs of giant spiders.

    Reblogged from: captain-tabris
  11. skullmoon:

    "He was modelled after a specific raccoon, and it’s this little guy named Oreo" X

    Reblogged from: pnanda92
  12. zimbolt:

    KILLED IT

    Reblogged from: pnanda92
  13. thebrokenheartedthatstillsing:

    maxkirin:

    "This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” - Gary Provost

    Reading this was so satisfying woah

  14. http://tonystarkr.tumblr.com/post/98133998965

    andimprouvaire:

    do you ever share a tumblr joke with your mom only you need to like, cut the curse words and complete the sentences and by the time you do that it’s a completely different syntactical structure and possibly a separate language

    I’ve noticed that my mom is completely…

    Reblogged from: tonystarkr
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