1. synchra:

    thebabbagepatch:

    holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

    okay but why is this one animal planet

    Reblogged from: teenytabris
  2. tastefullyoffensive:

    [threepanelsoul]

    Reblogged from: foresthippie24601
  3. amoying:

    when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

    image

    Reblogged from: serbarawarden
  4. Perfect Gift

    • Inquisitor: Leliana, I need to speak with you.
    • Leliana: Is something troubling you, Inquisitor?
    • Inquisitor: Josephine has set up a diplomatic meeting with the new Arishock.
    • Leliana: Do you need use of my agents?
    • Inquisitor: No, no... I need to bring a peace offering. Apparently you know this Qunari, he once traveled with the Hero of Fereldan.
    • Leliana: Ah. I know who you speak of. You will need not worry, I will take care of this.
    • Inquisitor: Uh, what?
    • Leliana: Trust me, Inquisitor. All will be well.
    • The Arishok receives a shipment of cookies and a cute kitten with a note attached to it.
    • The Inquisition gains an new ally.
    Reblogged from: socially-anxious-dragon
  5. Have you ever wondered where books come from?

    runecestershire:

    bluelightseven:

    zwischendenstuehlen:

    Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

    Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

    image

    You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I…

  6. did-you-kno:

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    Adam Levine

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    John Mayer

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    Este Haim

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    Matt Bellamy

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    Prince

    Source

    Reblogged from: petimetrek
  7. Reblogged from: enrychan
  8. stridersknowbest:

geisttotend:

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

    stridersknowbest:

    geisttotend:

    no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

    THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

    Reblogged from: jelliekittie-fallen-angel
  9. elissa-alenko:

-unattractive gigglesnorting-

    elissa-alenko:

    -unattractive gigglesnorting-

    Reblogged from: renegademage
  10. makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful

    makochantachibanana:

    lameborghini:

    lameborghini:

    my physics teacher loves april fools day

    i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

    this is beautiful

    Reblogged from: jelliekittie-fallen-angel
  11. impalassible-nottolove:

    So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

    Reblogged from: pulchie
  12. greeenarrow:

    I need this on my blog forever.

    Reblogged from: greeenarrow
  13. ameliadoesaninternet:

    veruca-assault:

    ms-kawesome:

    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

    Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

    Reblogged from: hippieasfuck
  14. gallifrey-feels:

    actualdemon:

    My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

    image

    that is beautiful

    Reblogged from: pulchie
  15. jiidesu:

    niicolodean:

    • call you names
    • tell you weird and personal details about myself
    • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
    • type in caps a lot.

    If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

    • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
    • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
    • actually tell you when i’m upset 
    • try to make conversation with you 
    • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
    • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
    Reblogged from: sheplley
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